Journal of a freedom fighter

2 PHISH tickets, August 10th at Tweeter Center near Boston!

2004-08-06T01:12:11Z

Hey! I bought the wrong tickets (meant to get ones to last show, but got these instead) quite a while ago. If you want to bid for them (starting at ONE dollar AND free shipping!) head on over here to bid on them.

2 TICKETS TO TWEETER CENTER NEAR BOSTON MA. AUGUST 10TH 2004! LAST CONCERT WEEK!!!

Hypothetical Situation

2004-08-02T19:24:58Z

Let's suppose we get to the world series, and we play some national league team. we'll say cardinals, because they keep beating us. Okay, it goes to the seventh game. going into the night, its 7-5 cardinals. The redsox get a man on, then two outs, then (lets say manny) hits one into right that either went foul or fair. It looks fair, but after the replays, its obvious its foul. The game is now tied. We go into bottom of innings, now, going into the 12th (we're playing at the cardinals field) the redsox put a man on third, with one out this time. and this time, ortiz hits one into mid right field. the runner from third tags up and is obviously thrown out at home. The umpire however calls him safe. the cardinals dont score. we win.

heres the question: with bad calls, would you be proud of calling that world series yours?

Wow....

2004-08-01T12:42:54Z

It just occured to me that the redsox have come within one strike of winning the World Series. I'm in shock. I never knew we got THAT close, but apparently we have.

one measly pitch.

Un-official game post

2004-07-27T23:38:47Z

Okay, where is the game post? it's already 3-0 baltimore, so I'm just making this damn post. Okay, discuss or something... It's wakefield and lopez on the mounds.

Redsox and Yankees

2004-07-25T17:37:49Z

http://home.comcast.net/~rekilcoyne/soxyanksbrawl.mpg

Dashing game yesterday, with my guys coming out on top (of course). Varitek is so great. Thoughts on inviting him to be my vice president? He's a great leader. Why not put that skill to good work? Yes, yes, he has no actual government skill, but these days, thats becoming less and less important. With George W. Bush and Edwards running for VP. I love it, frankly.
I think what would be great is if Dean was still in the running big time, but wasn't picked. Therefore, he could make his own type of government and run (followed by religion and culture, etc.). Gosh darn, that would be great. And what a great time for the Yankees to be in town AND the Democratic Convention. And with the terrorist threat to 'disrupt our democratic process', I can just see how it would take 2 hours to get across Boston, ALONE.
And I will be in Boston for the Convention on Monday and Tuesday of this Month. What a roller coaster. I hope there is a big riot, so I can shoot those damn liberals (hippies). If I'm president, well... WHEN I'm president, the Liberals will be lined up and shot, I sweareth. And that big boy Moore will be shot by me personally. Yet another reason to vote for me.

Everyone watch the redsox and yankees tonight. It should be interesting (as always).

The icon for justice!

2004-07-11T19:12:03Z

As the Democratic Convention steers closer and closer to the ice berg, I must quickly prepare myself for the jump. I have spent the early part of the day swimming in my creative river, and going with the flow. I needed a symbol that represents my vision of the future, something new and inspiring and something powerful! What could be more powerful that a fist; a Red Fist!

I can almost smell the Oval Office!

Ambassador Khan for President - he's better than Saddam!

Me President?! I accept!

2004-07-11T05:36:29Z

Yes, it is here among my faithful followers and colleagues, that I announce my campaign for the White House! Too late you say? It's never too late for justice and democracy! If you're like me and are a devoted fighter for freedom, you will head to the Democratic convention and join me in campaigning!
Okay, I'm going to let you all in on a little secret: I'm not a Democratic. Hell, I'm not a Republican either. We'll keep that fact to ourselves right now. I mean, in a fortyear, I might be off campaigning as a Republican. Anyway, we will now act like I am a devoted Democrat, and finish my announcement.
I saw a little movie today, perhaps you've heard of it, called Fahrenheit 9/11. It's by a young Libertarian named Michael Moore. It's hard for me, as a fighter for freedom, to sit by and watch our President destroy a beautiful country. You see, we had no problems in our country before Bush. Not one! But now, we have many problems.
Maybe I've gained a little in the middle, lost a little on top, but as far as I'm concerned, I have something to blame now: George Walker Bush. Yes, that is my plat form. Mr. Bush is why you have problems. If he's out, you're in; in happiness! I've spent a little of my day researching, and I found that Mr. Bush's decision to go to war in Iraq has directly affected me, by making me take stress related pills for the last 5 years.
You might be saying to yourself "Hey! Five years is before Bush went to war in Iraq!" Now, because I'm so smart, I can see into the future, so I already was stressed out by Bush's idiocy! Now there is a reason to have me as president! Fortune telling! Oh, by the way, in three years my hand will accidentally slip and hit the nuclear button, so go out and enjoy yourself!

Ambassador for President - He's better than Saddam!

I dub thee... Ambassador Khan!

2004-07-10T02:41:09Z

"Dude, we should hang!" This phrase flashes onto my chat box from a certain character. Such an occurrence has become a regular part of my Instant Messaging exercises during the day. However, my tolerance has been worn thin by this strange, strange child.
Today, on the 9th of the seventh of the year of 2004, a different phrase controlled my screen. With the confidence of a maniac, he uttered "Dude, I no hang today, I has tennis today!" Perhaps this lonely soul needed a dose of sarcasm, so I prescribed it to him. Like a rebellious patient (with out the rebelliousness) his mind refused to accept the 'medication'. Life is hard as an Ambassador to the population on the lower end of the candy bar.
Everyday, people mock the infamous cult star of The Simpsons, "Comic Book Guy", as a fool. I sympathize with him, as his daily life revolves around lesser knowledgeable folk in his area of expertize. Somehow his life does not seem so FAR, FAR AWAY, as the famous phrase goes. Even as I write this entry of intellect, my peace has been disturbed by another human. This time, he claims to have seen me with a Warhammer obsessive. One day people like him will pay dearly.

The Ambassador